Cause of death: Alex Turner’s hips
me at forever 21
- “wow this would be great if it wasn’t covered in crosses and studs”
- “was the galaxy print necessary”
- “why is this so cheap”
- “why is this so expensive”
- “why is everything so ugly”
- “why are 90% of my clothes from here”
- “i hate everything here”
- “im gonna buy everything”
this is the biggest venue I’ve ever been to
Alex Turner is about to be in my presence I’m gonna pee
THE WORST PART OF HAVING CURLY HAIR IS WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOU HAVE BRUSHED YOUR HAIR LIKE NO I FUCKING HAVEN’T BECAUSE IF I DO THAT I WILL POOF UP AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOUD SO WOULD YOU RATHER WALK AROUND WITH A FUCKING CLOUD HEAD OR WITH PRETTY CURLS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR STRAW HAIR
Arctic monkeys about to come on and my seats are A+
Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.
"how can we improve these titles?"
best movie ever!
Soccer Dad Gettin His
Turn up at the Hyundai dealership
Henry Cavill’s Butt → requested by Alex